Tiger woods just become my new favorite athlete: who agree with me?

i always thought tiger is a bit of a boring, colorless character despite his amazing talent and wealth. i always thought it was a bit odd that he was content to live such a boring life despite probably being the wealthiest athlete ever. but with the recent car crash and the so-called numerous "transgressions", i have a newfound respect for tiger. the man has game. he knows how to pick up random hos from different area codes and cover his tracks for so many years until now. as a lifelong bachelor, i really have to give him props for that. good job tiger. keep it up! wish you nothing the best. i plan to support tiger by purchasing his merchandise and let his sponsors know that we are behind him.